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"Get a bulldog", they said... "It'll be fun", they said!

Similar to the potato chip slogan - You can't have just one! Plus Bulldogs are like potatoes so....

This website is being built for you, you crazy bulldog lovers!  I was told once recently that us "bulldog people are like a cult" and boy, they weren't kidding.  It takes a special kind of creature to parent a bulldog!  And when you know, you know... BULLDOGS ARE INDEED BUTTHOLES!

Get Involved!

What do you want to see, know, purchase, access?  We want to hear from you because we are building this website FOR YOU!  

  • What resources would you like to see?
  • What do you want to read in a blog post?
  • What do you want to hear on a podcast?
  • What tabs would you like to click on?  And what would you name those tabs?
  • Would you like to see a Tribute page for our lost and treasured bullies that have crossed the Rainbow Bridge and headed on over to bulldog sanctuary in the otherworld?
  • What services would you like to see us provide or send you to?

We have so many ideas and we'd love for you to join us. Share your hilarious stories and photos on our site! Let's engage together, learning and sharing insights about bulldogs.

Thank You

We want to hear from you bully parents, fosters, supporters, veterinarians, friends of bulldog parent friends!  We couldn't accomplish our goals without the help of supporters like you.  


Give us all your ideas and we'll make shit happen!  Not like how bulldogs make shit a happen but you get my drift. 


Shoot us an email at Priscilla or Mike and tell us what you think. We are open to all input with the exception of cruelty to animals. That will NOT be tolerated and if you think that shit is funny, then you have serious issues and need extensive therapy.

Two bulldogs sleeping peacefully, cuddled together in a cozy embrace.

About Us

We're Mike and Priscilla and we are building this company out of love and respect for all bully babies. We want to honor all the bulldogs we love and have loved and pay tribute to those that we've lost, Bentley and Benjamin; in their memory to create a place for other bully parents to honor their babies, both alive and those that have transitioned. We envision a community where we can share ideas, stories, anecdotes, photos, etc. Most of all, to honor those we've lost and celebrate those we've gained. As much as this is our place, we want this to be your place too!  


That's why we want to involve YOU.  Bring us your questions and ideas. We are ready!


Welcome to the shitshow people. Hang on tight cuz it's gonna be a bumpy ride.  Let's enjoy every minute of it!

Meet Benjamin the Badass Bulldog

This is the day we brought "little" Benjamin home.  It wasn't long before he grew up but he was always larger than life. Here, he was this sweet little pup but then... he quickly grew into a butthole Bully. 


Nicknames: 

Benjamin THE Handsome

Grumplestiltskin

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